Paris under the Tao... I love it!
I'd like to squash a few rumors out there.
1. I did not break into the Hilton Sisters' LA apartment.
2. I did not steal Paris' pooch.
3. I did not marry Nicky Hilton in a drunken mess in Las Vegas.
However...
1. I'd love to break into Paris' underwear draw so I can give out a few of her G-strings to entice new players to sign up to Party Poker with my bonus code: TAO4.
2. I'd love to accidently microwave Tinkerbell with a bowl of chili fries.
3. I'd marry Nicky in a second because that means I'll never have to fly COACH ever again.
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